Rant About Lohan

Naughty teen nymph Lindsay Lohan attended the premiere of Bruce Willis' new movie Hostage the other night and the two seemed to enjoy each other, as they were seen together afterwards. Willis specifically pulled down her barely-legal pants far enough to expose her tattoo which reads "La Bella Vista" on her right cheek. He was groping her all over and they went back to his hotel room afterwards. She is so naughty, I just wish she would stop letting bad actors take advantage of her innocence. And not to mention Bruce is old enough to be her grandpappy. It's obvious she enjoys her fame and loves the attention and why shouldn't she? She's a little starlet who everyone loves. Would I be writing this about her if she wasn't famous? No. Not even sure why she grabs my attention. Or why she is famous. Maybe it's the freckles and the boobs. That's probably it. They are pretty nice.

Thoughts

Hard to believe it's March already. Haven't updated in a while so here are some things that have been going on. Did my first show again with the Italian Wedding after taking my sabbatical for about a year. Felt good, nervous all day at first and then eased right on in. The extra cash will definitely come in handy, but how much of a commitment do I want to make with the production again? Before I left they were pulling me every which way and I definitely don't need to be stressed like that again, especially since we're starting to go through the hell months here at State. Maybe two gigs a month...that would be plenty. But anyway felt real welcomed back so that was a joy. Had some older lady want to take me home and got the digits of some chick who was throwing a bridal party for her friend, so yeah, kind of felt like old times. Why do chicks dig actors? I think girls like that guy who's getting all the attention. Everyone is looking at the actor up on stage so when an actor lavishes a girl with that personal attention it's a thrill. And from my end it's a lot easier picking up girls. As an actor you can definitely work whoever you want and since you're pretending to be someone else there's no risk in getting your real persona involved. I think that's the biggest thing for me. I can approach anyone when I'm doing that gig cause it's my playing field and I can be whoever I want to be, and that can be a big thrill.

Anyway in other news they caught the damn BTK Killer, but it's hard to find out exactly how or what happened. I need info!